Hello, Blogheads!
Today we have two reasons to celebrate.
One, it's time for another trip around the Net to sniff out the best in celebrity news.
And two, it's Gilbert Gottfried's birthday! Happy 53rd, Gil!
In honor of both, read the following bulletins out loud with your best Gilbert Gottfried impersonation. Lord knows we wrote them that way:
Just Jared sets our loins ablaze with super-sizzling shots of a shirtless John Stamos!
A Socialite's Life brings us up to date on Boy George's captive eroticism!
Luckily, Celebslam wipes that unpleasantness from your mind with Bijou Phillips bikini pics!
Go Fug Yourselves asks, "Will There Be Fug on Daniel Day-Lewis' mug?"
The Gossip Girls fill us in on Heath Ledger's ongoing death investigation!
Popsugar informs us that Britney Spears is still acting like a weirdo!
Celebrity Baby Blog gives birth to an item on expectant mom Soleil Moon Frye!
And What Would Tyler Durden Do gives us the scoop on Tyra Banks' delusions of homelessness!
See you tomorrow!
Today we have two reasons to celebrate.
One, it's time for another trip around the Net to sniff out the best in celebrity news.
And two, it's Gilbert Gottfried's birthday! Happy 53rd, Gil!
In honor of both, read the following bulletins out loud with your best Gilbert Gottfried impersonation. Lord knows we wrote them that way:
Just Jared sets our loins ablaze with super-sizzling shots of a shirtless John Stamos!
A Socialite's Life brings us up to date on Boy George's captive eroticism!
Luckily, Celebslam wipes that unpleasantness from your mind with Bijou Phillips bikini pics!
Go Fug Yourselves asks, "Will There Be Fug on Daniel Day-Lewis' mug?"
The Gossip Girls fill us in on Heath Ledger's ongoing death investigation!
Popsugar informs us that Britney Spears is still acting like a weirdo!
Celebrity Baby Blog gives birth to an item on expectant mom Soleil Moon Frye!
And What Would Tyler Durden Do gives us the scoop on Tyra Banks' delusions of homelessness!
See you tomorrow!



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