Self-professed "world's first supermodel" Janice Dickinson apparently forgot to iron her skin
before putting it on, but that didn't keep her from flaunting her
crumpled form in a tiny bikini and skimpy shorts while vacationing in
Maui this weekend.
Former America's Next Top Model host Janice, who is presumed to be 53—carbon-dating has proven inconclusive—should perhaps consider transitioning into a more modest fashion sense. Or a trip to the cosmetic surgeon.
At the very least, Janice, clip some clothespins behind your legs, before the elephants start pointing at your knees and snickering.
Click below to view the full gallery—if you dare.
Photography by MEBB
Former America's Next Top Model host Janice, who is presumed to be 53—carbon-dating has proven inconclusive—should perhaps consider transitioning into a more modest fashion sense. Or a trip to the cosmetic surgeon.
At the very least, Janice, clip some clothespins behind your legs, before the elephants start pointing at your knees and snickering.
Click below to view the full gallery—if you dare.
Photography by MEBB
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