Was modeling sensation Katie Price (aka Jordan) preparing to audition for Hans and Franz: The Movie?
It sure looked that way, as Jordan donned a corset-style belt over her sweats during a shopping excursion in London.
We never thought we'd say this but, Jordan, babe: That look does not become you.
Don't reach for the eye bleach just yet, gentle reader; Katie also unveiled the Katie Price Collection lingerie line in London today, and we have pictures of that too.
Lamentably, the line seems to be all-too-inclusive in terms of body shapes and sizes. We recommend covering your right eye while perusing the group pics.
Click on any photo below to view the full--in more ways than one--gallery.
Photographs by BIG PICTURES
It sure looked that way, as Jordan donned a corset-style belt over her sweats during a shopping excursion in London.
We never thought we'd say this but, Jordan, babe: That look does not become you.
Don't reach for the eye bleach just yet, gentle reader; Katie also unveiled the Katie Price Collection lingerie line in London today, and we have pictures of that too.
Lamentably, the line seems to be all-too-inclusive in terms of body shapes and sizes. We recommend covering your right eye while perusing the group pics.
Click on any photo below to view the full--in more ways than one--gallery.
Photographs by BIG PICTURES
She needs to stick with the smaller boobs and darker hair.