Today, cropped jackets all over the world received some devastating news:

Mariah Carey loves another.

It was revealed the singer will have Nick Cannon touch her body until death... or whenever.  A.K.A., they're engaged.

Don't worry, cropped jackets.  We have a feeling this lady will never stop dressing like a teenager, so there's hope for you still.

By all means, please caption Nick for the above photo.

Looks like Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl aren't the only stars playing "Ugly" these days.

Today, the cast of Ugly Betty took to the baseball diamond ($10 says the show makes a "girl's best friend" joke on that one) to settle the score between Mode (the show's fictional fashion mag) and Elle.

This episode is going to be a lot of fun-- and not just because Team Mode is holding their pants up with flashy D&G belt buckles.  THE supermess Naomi Campbell was spotted on the field and, as you can see in the gallery, sported uniforms for both Mode and Elle.  Hmmm.  *strums fingers*  Hmmmmmmmmmm.

We spotted America Ferrera looking adorable as ever, her onscreen squeeze Christopher Gorham heating up the nerdiness, and Vanessa Williams acting quite in character even between takes.












Photos by DEAN/CHRIS/SHINN

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe have been on hand in Australia all week, event-hopping.

The sisterly, jet-setting pair showed up to a Jimmy Choo fashion show on Tuesday in Sydney along with other reality show stars -- Dr. 90210 dude Dr. Robert M. Rey and his wife Hayley.

The event was held during the Rosemount Australian Fashion Show. Aussie film actress Miranda Otto and her Aussie actor hubby Peter O'Brien also attended.

Kim and Khloe's ensembles literally out-shined the rest with shimmery fabrics and rhinestones. Looking hot, ladies!











Photographery by DAVID G. MORGAN

Before we caught him doing this, Pete Wentz and a friend had a leisurely afternoon of shopping on Melrose yesterday.

The male pair popped into Golden Apple comic book store to get a healthy helping of geek (the kind women can't resist).  Then, it was over to Benji and Joel Madden's (you can see one of them in the background) store DCMA Collective where he picked up a pair of sunglasses that, we're assuming, battle the bright sun by out-brighting it.

Innovative.












EXCLUSIVE photos by ZFI/DAVE

Does Lily Allen even have a career anymore? It's difficult to see where she would have the time, with her hectic schedule of shopping and eating.

Allen was scurrying all over London today. First she dropped into her local hardware store to peruse their vast array of door handles. Later on she stopped into Heidi Klein and Theory on Portobello Road where, judging from the shopping bag in her hand, she finally found that magical garment that would make her thighs appear slim.

Of course, all that running around can make a gal peckish, so Lily also hit up the Falafel King and Euphorium bakery to load up on calories, after stopping at the ATM to replenish her depleted funds.

Whew! Lily even found time to scan the tabloid headlines at the newsstand before finally heading home, where her beloved dog greeted her arrival.

Huh; she always struck us as the kind of gal who would have 7 cats, with whom she holds daily tea parties. The more you know...

After a weekend of loving up on Jennifer Aniston, and then sneaking out of Miami to LaGuardia Airport, John Mayer spent the day out and about in New York City.

The activities included a stop by a salon in the Meatpacking District to get his hair cut and blow dried heavenward.  It looks light and fluffy, doncha think?  Perhaps Ms. Aniston had some words of persuasion in matter...

After having his hair did, John brushed his way (literally) to the Upper East side to do a spot of shopping at Giorgio Armani.  Fancy Pants McGee.












Photos by DISCIULLO

In Touch Weekly brings you the scoop in print.

For the full set of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston canoodling in Miami, do visit this region of the site.

Kinda like looking into a mirror, eh, Spence?

The ever-classy Mr. Pratt and Heidi Montag were on hand at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles on Wednesday night for the Scarlet series premiere. The event, billed as a premiere for a fictional television series Scarlet, was actually a promotional launch for LG Electronics' Scarlet series LCD TVs.

Hmm; marketing disguised as drama; is it any wonder that Heidi and Spencer were there?

To be fair, the event also drew a ton of celebrities of varying levels of legitimacy, such as Lindsay Lohan, Travis Barker, Wilder Valderrama, Natassia Malthe (who was featured in the hoax commercials for the series) and Bai Ling—who we bet is still kicking herself for not wearing a dress baggy enough to slip one of those TVs under.

Click below to view the wondrous gallery.

She's blond. She's spunky. And now that Hilary Duff is in her early twenties, Disney issued the old corporate green light on tasteful PDAs with her New York Islanders hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie.

Perhaps Miley Cyrus could learn from her more obedient predecessor. Perhaps she doesn't want to.

The Duffmeister appeared to be displeased, even teary eyed as she exited LAX airport on Wednesday with her main squeeze Mike (contact lens issue or a real life public tiff?). Once outside though, she switched it up to all smiles, happily holding on to him.











Photography by GABRIEL S/MO/MILLER

On Monday, Oscar-winner and American Idol alum Jennifer Hudson hopped on out of L.A. by way of Los Angeles International Airport.

Despite wearing head to toe shades of gray, Jennifer looked anything but, smiling and waving at our photographer as she headed through security.

Her hair looks pretty adorable like that, don't you think?












EXCLUSIVE photos by MO

Kevin Connolly is not a large man.  We are okay with that.  But, having said that, Bow Wow might want to consider keeping the "Lil" stuck to the front of his name.

The handsome duo were spotted filming scenes for Entourage (yay!) at the Casting Cafe in West Hollywood yesterday.

Think Connolly's character, Eric Murphy, has picked up another client to manage?  Or, do you think Bow Wow got the same idea we did:  Befriend Murphy and insist on taking that Aston Martin for a spin.

Click any image to see the EXCLUSIVE photos.











Photos by GABO/MILLER

Oh shite!  Yesterday, whilst filming scenes for upcoming episodes of our guilty Monday night pleasure, Gossip Girl, Chace Crawford's character stuck it to his lie-ridden smarm bucket father (played by Sam Robards).  Insert Adam West Batman-esque "Pow!"


Then, things seemed to calm down in the land of fictional upper crust New Yorkers.  Chace and Sam were seen jogging through the park together.  Think their characters made up or that this scene precedes the above son popping Pop event?

Blake Lively was thrown into the mix (looking predictably fabulous) and the dreams of a small horde of actual New York schoolgirls came true when Chace was escorted through their midst.

We wonder if those schoolgirls have voted for their favorite Chace face...












Photos by CV-DK

It certainly was a busy day for Amy Winehouse today. She visited her incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil in prison and, perhaps coincidentally, acquired a fresh hickey on her neck, which she dutifully showed off to the cameras. Then she did ... well, whatever it is she's doing in the picture above.

Clearly, Wine-O is using her purse to shield her head from something, but what?

The paparazzi? If so, you're doing it wrong, Amy. Unless they're in a helicopter.

Falling meteorites? Good call, Amy, but that handbag might not be up to the job.

Radio transmissions from the government? Silly goose, you really need a tinfoil hat for that sort of thing.

Sigh; Amy Winehouse is so inscrutable. Like the Mona Lisa. A really, really effed-up Mona Lisa.

Which is why we just can't quit her.

Click below to view the big, juicy gallery of Amy's crazy day. 

After you've spent a rrrrrrrromantic weekend with one Jennifer Aniston, lounging in the sun and sharing (roll that R) rrrrrrrromantic meals together, how does skip town undetected?

Well, when our interest is peaked, one doesn't.  But, one nearly did.

On Monday, John Mayer flew out of Miami and into LaGuardia (sneaky sneaky) looking all kinds of swoon-worthy.

Think Jen is lonely?












EXCLUSIVE photos by DEAN/DISCIULLO

Sure, she's on her way back to traffic school to fulfill her remaining duties as Miss DUI America, but since they don't let babies in the room where she immerses herself in weekly rigorous curriculum and counseling, Nicole Richie is as happy as a camper at Coachella (where she was also recently spotted sans her infant daughter Harlow).

The seemingly reluctant baby-mama was spotted in Van Nuys, California, on Wednesday, with a coffee in hand. Looks a lot like her last visit to the 'school' that we snapped.

Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane dropped by a Beverly Hills Ducati dealership yesterday and took a bike for test-drive.

Hmm; does McSteamy have a taste for the wild side, or is he merely attempting to alleviate the pain of skyrocketing gas prices?

Given that the bike is an $80,000 model from Ecosso Moto Works, it's probably the former. Besides, actors tend not to be affected by gas prices; most of them have their vehicles modified to run on their own sense of entitlement. (We think.)

Hopefully he'll buy the bike. It would be great to see Eric and this guy tooling around town, flashing their unmentionables to everyone.

And if Patrick Dempsey thinks he's jealous of Dane's pecs, imagine the envy he'd feel about Eric's sweet ride.  

Click below to view the full gallery of EXCLUSIVE pics.
 

The kids at INF Daily say that Miley Cyrus is back on target (though we noticed her fly is down -- check out the pictures here).

Pacific Coast News peeps catch Chace Crawford in the act... of working out.

Flynet snaps pictures of the Beckhams in Napa. How romantic!

PopSugar observes that Dina Lohan is out-doing her daughter Lindsay in the partying department.

JustJared reports on Jason Biggs' secret wedding!

A Socialite's Life chronicles Paula Abdul's latest psychotic episode.

Celebslam scoffs at Clay Aiken's weird, red hairdo.

Go Fug Yourself wants you to cast your vote on Julianne Moore's racy Vogue cover.

The Gossip Girls note Benji's love song he wrote especially for Paris.

Celebrity Baby Blog posts pics of a pregnant Amy Poehler.

What Would Tyler Durden Do doubts the validity of People's most beautiful list.

This was a really difficult way for us to find out that John Mayer had left us for another woman.

We kid.

But really, now.  We spotted Jennifer Aniston and John Frickin’ Mayer (we believe that’s his legal middle name) cuddling up seaside in Miami middle of last week.  The two lounged in the sun and ordered snacks and drinks.  

Wait, what!??  Where did this come from?  Abwuh?

What do you think they chatted about?

John:  “You’re hotter.”
Jen:  “No, you’re hotter.”
John:  “No, you’re hotter.”
Jen:  “No, you’re hotter.”

We imagine it went on like this for hours.  Meanwhile we’ve been having that very debate in our own minds while staring at these (honestly) surprising images.

One thing’s for sure.  Jen, major upgrade from this guy.

A few days after this seaside romancing, they had some seaside dining.

What are your thoughts on this unexpected pairing?

You heard the rumors. 

Well, there they are.  Sunday evening.  Dining at the Mandarin Hotel in Miami.

Jennifer Aniston staring into the ocean.  John Mayer staring into her soul (it's kinda his thing).

Are these photos a little to anticlimactic for you?  Were you expecting more?  Fear not, Reader.  We have them.  Click HERE for the steamier, seaside, BIKINI-clad Aniston/SHIRTLESS Mayer nuzzling photos.  They should assuage your recalcitrant disbelief.

In the meantime, you can see where John and Jennifer reportedly prowled around Miami (Mandarin Hotel, Michael's Genuine Food and Drink, Casa Tua, and Atlas Plaza).












EXCLUSIVE photos by DEAN