Whew. Now that we're significantly less hot, and significantly less bothered, it's time to get down to business (sorta).
Several male citizens of Hollywoodland have been sporting some hefty nostril skirts as of late. And, here at BauerGriffinOnline, whenever we see a celebrity "trend" of any sort, our natural response is to force them into competition.
Without further adieu, we invite you to choose BauerGriffinOnline's first Mustachioed Idol.
O'Brien loses again!