Does Lily Allen even have a career anymore? It's difficult to see where she would have the time, with her hectic schedule of shopping and eating.
Allen was scurrying all over London today. First she dropped into her local hardware store to peruse their vast array of door handles. Later on she stopped into Heidi Klein and Theory on Portobello Road where, judging from the shopping bag in her hand, she finally found that magical garment that would make her thighs appear slim.
Of course, all that running around can make a gal peckish, so Lily also hit up the Falafel King and Euphorium bakery to load up on calories, after stopping at the ATM to replenish her depleted funds.
Whew! Lily even found time to scan the tabloid headlines at the newsstand before finally heading home, where her beloved dog greeted her arrival.
Huh; she always struck us as the kind of gal who would have 7 cats, with whom she holds daily tea parties. The more you know...
i would fuck her