So, BauerGriffinOnline, why the excessively long headline?

Well, Reader, we'll tell you.

Know what Hugh Jackman did this morning?

He got up and to Bondi Beach by 6:30 a.m. where he proceeded to take a jog then take a dip in the ocean.

Oh.  And it was 48 degrees outside!!!  (Fahrenheit.  9 degrees Centigrade.)

Hugh was joined by pal Michael Ryan and, after the dip, they toweled off, headed back to their cars (Hugh, with a pair of Prada dress shoes in hand...?) and drove off, presumably to go do laundry on each others' stomachs.

We'd like to take this moment to thank Hugh.  While most people would be asleep/clothed/indoors in similar circumstances, Hugh selflessly displayed his mostly undressed self to make the world a better place.

Such a giver, that one.

Like, lots of good pictures.  Like... lots.












Photos by David G. Morgan

Amongst rumors that his lady Brooke Mueller is knocked up, Charlie Sheen did the honorable thing (yup, we actually are talking about that Charlie Sheen) and married her last night.

The couple covered a Beverly Park Estates property in a whole buncha tents (it's how Hollywood weds these days) and said their "I do's."

Looks like one tent is set up over the mansion's basketball court.  You can see the hoop sticking out over the top.

Think the two held the reception in that tent, or do you think they pledged their love on a basketball court?  We sincerely hope it's the latter.

Well, Denise Richards. This is where we mention you.  With it being obligatory and all...


Photos by ZFI/DAVE

Just look at these two love roosters! They're like two peas in a man-love pod.

Actors Paul Rudd and Jason Segel walk around on the set of their latest film, I Love You, Man, in Venice Beach, California on Thursday.

I'm sure they have a lot to catch up on since the success of Knocked Up, in which they both starred.

Boys, it's okay to share the love. The perfect accessory for your future man-dates: the man-purse.

Gossip Girls Michelle Trachtenberg and Leighton Meester showed up to the opening of Chanel's new concept boutique in Los Angeles on Thursday along with a gaggle of hot starlets -- including the beautiful Rachel Bilson (so jealous that she's dating Hayden Christensen!)

Black was a popular color, but everyone rocked their outfits their own way.

Other lovely ladies who arrived include: Angie Harmon (in black, white and burnt orange), Malin Akerman (in black pant ensemble), Ever Carradine (in a high-waisted plaid poodle skirt), Kathy Hilton (wearing some presumably real gold chains to rival any rapper), Kirsty Hume and Donovan Leitch (she in black, he in blue), January Jones, Maria Menounos, Emma Roberts and Tracee Ellis Ross (yes, Diana's daughter).

Which frock is your favorite? Vote in the comments area!

Eva Longoria and Tommy Lee both showed up at hot Los Angeles restaurant Beso on the same night (Thursday). We just love to imagine that Tommy crashed Eva's dinner...

"Eva, when is your sex tape going to come out with Tony Parker? I'm feelin' that Latin-French connection. I would totally Netflix that action!... Are you going to eat that?"

"Um, Tommy, quit drinking our champagne."

Who is Whitney Port, really?

We know her as Lauren Conrad's much hotter coworker on MTV reality show The Hills. We also know she experienced an unintentional nip slip recently and was rumored to have stolen Ashley Olsen's man (you go, girl!).

But as we saw her grabbing lunch on trendy Robertson street in West Hollywood with a friend at Newsroom Cafe on Friday, we realized much of the long-legged blonde remains a mystery (except for her nip, that is).

We do know Ms. Port likes to keep her personal life as private as possible... and this includes her family life. But with an aristocratic name such as hers, the fact she seems rather unimpressed by her own fame and adding that she is more concerned with her career in fashion, we are left to wonder if she is a filthy rich trust fund baby.

After her friendly lunch, she and her friend walked to Vionnet clothing boutique and did some window shopping.

We feel like the police here when we say: If you have any information on this tall blond, let us know (in the comments area)!

It's just another day in pseudo-celebrity land...

Cisco Adler finds it hard to keep his hands off his date outside Foxtail nightclub in Los Angeles on Thursday night (presumably after he watched the Lakers win).

Isn't it comforting to know that some things never change?


Photography by GARRY

She came, she worked, she went on strike, she conquered... Rome.

Julia Roberts and husband Daniel Moder board a private jet at Ciampino airport in Rome, Italy, with their youngest son Henry Daniel Moder on Friday.

Go Julia (literally)!

This just baffles us.

Is London chock full of orphans or do these kids' parents actually allow them to go knocking at the door of a known drug-abuser?

It seems that if you're under 13, calling upon one Amy Winehouse at her own residence and requesting she autograph your skateboard or basketball is A-okay.

Is that kid on the right checking out Wino's Star of David on her massive baller's chain, or is he actually eyeing her upper lady bits?  Charming.  He'll probably grow up to be just like this dude... which might actually make his negligent mother proud.












Photos by Big Pictures

Riddle me this: What do you get when you mix Scrubs star Donald Faison with his son Sean Faison-Ince?

(We are slightly embarrassed by the cheesy-but-true answer we are about to give)... Double the absolute, virtually indisputable adorableness! And if you dare to disagree, fight it out with us in the comments area!

The father and son walked West Broadway in Soho on Thursday before going into glasses shop where Donald tried on shades.

Lookin' good pop!

You can't keep a lady from her baby puppy...

After a long flight from New York where she was filming a movie with her belt-buddy Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway is met at the airport in Los Angeles on Thursday by a man-helper and her black French bulldog-slash-guard.

The pup's ears stand on high alert, honing for any possible trouble to his owner. If confronted, he has stashed away a retractable machete in his red collar.

Little does the little canine know that his paws are essentially as effective as two disposable thumbs, rendering him unable to firmly grasp the weapon.

It's the thought that counts, right?

Oh SNAP!

We knew the day was coming.  And, like the arrival of Spring lamb (or something), here it is.

Phoebe Price done got denied.

Rejected.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Last night, our favorite professional poser/Caucasian Bai Ling was denied entrance to the party of the new Coco Chanel store opening on Robertson Blvd.  Apparently, the Coco Chanel store stopped on its way out the door, looked in the mirror, and decided to remove one guest from its list.  Good choice.

It seems Phoebe's computer print out was not sufficient evidence of fame.  Perhaps she can come over one day and we'll give her a proper lesson in Photoshop so she can produce more convincing false invitations.

The Phoebester was spotted wearing that same random foliage antennae head piece at a Cannes event.  By the by, Chanel, way to out-class Cannes.

So, what does a professional poser do in retaliation?  Why, pose next to signs announcing a D&G store, of course.

Way to show 'em, Phoebes.












Photos by GARRY

Smiles compliments of INSANITY

Will someone pah-lease hire her!?  We're starting to feel bad... almost.

The short week fooled you, didn't it? Here's to Friday's Blog Jam sneaking up on all of us!...

Bauer-Griffin Online observes that Angelina Jolie is still pregnant.

Pacific Coast News sees that Tori Spelling craves wieners.

INF Daily notes that Kate Hudson and son Ryder use the same hairdresser (well, not really).

Splash Online offers us the many faces of Suri Cruise!

Just Jared is too nice to Natalie Portman's girlie man.

A Socialite's Life keenly surmises that pretty on-screen b*tches like Chanel.

Celebslam makes fun of a, frankly, sad Spears ruling.

Go Fug Yourself wants you to vote on Fergie's frock.

The Gossip Girls sees that Amy Winehouse is doing it for the kids.

Popsugar questions whether J.Lo and Marc Anthony can make it without a nanny.

Celebrity Baby Blog gives you sad (to us) Jolie dad Jon Voight.

What Would Tyler Durden Do piggy backs with more Jolie news: She made the Vanity Fair cover.

Pink is the new Blog gives you Coloring and the City (you have to see the movie to get it).

  
Brace yourself... we're talking a little b-ball:

The L.A. Lakers picked off defending champs the Spurs to make their way to the NBA finals on Thursday night. Who was there to witness the domination, you ask? Like, freakin' everyone and their brother:

Sean P. Diddy Combs was blue-toothin it as he made his way to Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Cisco Adler A/K/A Dong Juan (truthfully, we just made that nickname up) showed up with friends.

David Arquette grabbed a seat for the game sans Courtney Cox. (Are they having problems, as rumors have indicated, or was she just home takin' care of the youngin'? Hmmm..)

Music chart-topper Josh Groban made it to the pivotal game as did David Spade (with a taller, brunette hottie -- Brooke Shields complex much, David?) , Dustin Hoffman, Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer.
 

This is truly a first for the usually flawless Demi Moore: She is looking a tad, um... frumpy!

We ran into she and hottie-hubby Ashton Kutcher at LAX international airport in Los Angeles on Thursday. The couple tried their best to remain incognito while making their way to an awaiting limousine... to no avail.

Demi's hair could have benefited from a good brushing as she appeared dressed down. But hey, we can't blame her for traveling in comfort! Don't pretend you don't do it!

If you look closely, you will also notice Demi's strange tattoo-like markings on both of her wrist. What is that about!?

Take your best guess in the comments area!

Ahhh.  Remember that time when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married in Louisiana?

Yeah.  Neither do we!

Camp Jolie-Pitt is no stranger to fueling the rumor mill.

That said, remember that time when we reported Jolie shopping for gender-neutral baby clothes for her twins?

Yeah.  We totally remember that.  It was awesome.

Also, Chateau Miraval?  Purchased?  We think not.  Rumblings in the Jolie-Pitt world are that, until they actually do make a purchase, the couple have rented out the massive place which is actually a functioning hotel.

Rumors that Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins got spa-looged all over the interwebs this morning.

However, our ears have perked up and heard whisperings alluding otherwise.

In fact, not only have we heard Jolie still has the twins in tact, we've heard it's a girl and a boy-- not two girls.

But alas, time will tell.

Hold on to it Shiloh.  Hold on.

In the meantime, check out these photos of Brad and Angelina getting a delivery of the non-human type.  Some serious-looking security equipment was delivered to their Miraval French compound yesterday.

Yesterday, we caught petite superwoman Kelly Ripa making a mad dash into the Regis and Kelly show by way of the building's garage.

And then, we caught one Regis Philbin taking a stroll across Columbus Avenue while taking a day off from the show.

Was Reg' playing hooky?  We hope he's okay!

Wave away, kids.  Wave away.











EXCLUSIVE photos by DISCIULLO

Keanu Reeves landed at Los Angeles International Airport yesterday afternoon and, were it not for his swoon-worthy handsome/internationally famous mug, he could eas