Will someone pah-lease tell Spencer Pratt just how terrifying BLONDE MUSTACHES are?
Whew.
Yesterday, the runners up to most famous couple in the world (*cough*) graced Los Angeles International Airport with their presence. Heidi Montag pointlessly donned the sort of thing Carmen San Diego would wear to a gay pride parade (aka, the sort of thing Heidi Montag would wear to the Kentucky Derby... recycler) while her boyfriend Spencer Pratt decorated his oral region with the style of facial hair preferred by registered sex offenders.
We are not implying anything there. We are simply suggesting he shave. Like, immediately.
Nightmares.
Photos by GABO/MO
Whew.
Yesterday, the runners up to most famous couple in the world (*cough*) graced Los Angeles International Airport with their presence. Heidi Montag pointlessly donned the sort of thing Carmen San Diego would wear to a gay pride parade (aka, the sort of thing Heidi Montag would wear to the Kentucky Derby... recycler) while her boyfriend Spencer Pratt decorated his oral region with the style of facial hair preferred by registered sex offenders.
We are not implying anything there. We are simply suggesting he shave. Like, immediately.
Nightmares.
Photos by GABO/MO
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