Before John Mayer hopped back to L.A. to show off his nifty new ink, he was spending his days lounging in Punta Mita, Mexico with his lady lust, Jennifer Aniston, and an assortment of other people we're less inclined to care about. Oh, and bee tee dubs, they were totally staying at the beachfront villa belonging to one Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild and incarceration fame).
Creating exorbitant amounts of Vitamin D seems to be a hobby for these two. But we find ourselves wondering if Jen knows about John's other hobby. We're talking, of course, about his fancy man dance in the sand.
After staring through binoculars at our floating cameras, John and his rotund guy pal (who seems oddly likable to us, we're not sure why... like a cool uncle, maybe) strolled down to the sand to show off for our lenses. Uncle Awesome launched John into the air where he executed a pristine pirouette. So, John, pretend our taking these photos is the equivalent of our holding up a "10" scorecard.
More photos of the Mayerston Mexican getaway soon to come!
EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/CHRIS
Creating exorbitant amounts of Vitamin D seems to be a hobby for these two. But we find ourselves wondering if Jen knows about John's other hobby. We're talking, of course, about his fancy man dance in the sand.
After staring through binoculars at our floating cameras, John and his rotund guy pal (who seems oddly likable to us, we're not sure why... like a cool uncle, maybe) strolled down to the sand to show off for our lenses. Uncle Awesome launched John into the air where he executed a pristine pirouette. So, John, pretend our taking these photos is the equivalent of our holding up a "10" scorecard.
More photos of the Mayerston Mexican getaway soon to come!
EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/CHRIS
Now I believe John and Jennifer are not real lovers, from the pics, you wont even know they are together. They never talk to each other, and John doesnt even look at Jennifer.
Its strange!
I dont think Jennifer was happy that John brought some ugly people to the place.
Now I know where People mag got their article on their vacay, they dont have inside sources, they got their story from the paps, and the pics they took.
i think jennifer was may be going to take a drink, or she wanted to continue to read her book inside, or she went to the place even royals need to go alone, or she went to take a nap or she went and talked with someone else and the paps couldnt see behind the corners or she was hungry or she just went somewhere, because she is not obliged to sit on that chair the whole day so paps can make pics of her and john together ;-))))
this means, these two are adult people who do not need to pick on each other for every second especially, if mayer had his friends there too - so she let him with his friends (it is usual, that even if you like the friends of your partner, you dont need to be with them all the time....)
i think its a great sign, that they actually dont give a sh..tt that paps are taking their pictures and do not feel the need to pose for some candid love pair picture, cause they just dont feel the need to confirm something to anybody - thas great
i think jennifer was may be going to take a drink, or she wanted to continue to read her book inside, or she went to the place even royals need to go alone, or she went to take a nap or she went and talked with someone else and the paps couldnt see behind the corners or she was hungry or she just went somewhere, because she is not obliged to sit on that chair the whole day so paps can make pics of her and john together ;-))))
this means, these two are adult people who do not need to pick on each other for every second especially, if mayer had his friends there too - so she let him with his friends (it is usual, that even if you like the friends of your partner, you dont need to be with them all the time....)
i think its a great sign, that they actually dont give a sh..tt that paps are taking their pictures and do not feel the need to pose for some candid love pair picture, cause they just dont feel the need to confirm something to anybody - thats great
they aren't a couple, it is for the media : they dont get along really
John Mayer is just so ridiculously immature! And why is this almost 40 yr old woman with him, is pathetic really.
I think Jennifer should bang her head and be awaken from her craziness of hooking up with that idiot Mayer.
I think its true she must be so desperate!!!
Look, why is everyone acting like this woman doesn't know what she is doing? I am sure she knows exactly the type of person Mayer is, which is why she ignores him unless she is ready for some good d*icking. That's all he's good for.
Shit, I would take it, too.
P.S. What kind of faggy ballet jumping with another dude is he doing????
Emperadora says:
Look, why is everyone acting like this woman doesn't know what she is doing? I am sure she knows exactly the type of person Mayer is, which is why she ignores him unless she is ready for some good d*icking. That's all he's good for.
Shit, I would take it, too.
P.S. What kind of faggy ballet jumping with another dude is he doing????
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Lol!
Just one question, why does Jennifer always go to Beach Resorts but never swims in the beach anyway, only in the pool. She goes to Cabos too, but only swims in the pool. Im sure she has a pool in her house, and she used to live in Malibu before, so she gets the same ambience all year round. Why does she only goes to the same type of places?
It is to bad we have nothing better to do then watch other people live their lives and try to tear them down. John and Jen please forgive us. You are both great and please just ignore those who try to ruin your world. Just enjoy!!!
LOL! The dance by the beach was for the paps! John & his friend performed ballet for us. I'm laughing so much, my stomach ache.
Nice vacation pictures. Oh wait, there's supposed to be celebrities in these pics? Hahaha! What a joke.
Maybe we could shoddily draw penes on their faces. Would that make them more recognizable for you?
Nice. Please, bring the other pics too. I can't wait for it.
thanks lovly pic they look like they have fun just love that they are so casual you need to stok them some more ha ha ha just love to look ad then together
they are only a couple until Angelina gives birth, it is all for the media
Great pictures, they are a nice couple with a good sense of funniness.
Oh, please, bring the other photos. These are amazing. John is such a comedian: ballet on the beach. I just can't stop laughing.
Poor Jen! She is almost 40 dating a very immature little boy who hangs out with that pervert Joe Francis.
I hate that the media and public have been so cruel regarding this relationship - I love Jen and John together and hope they make it - and as a 37 yr old chick, I think it's awesome that she's with a younger man. And guess what - most women like men who make them laugh. It looks like there are some children there as well - my guess is that they brought family along -possibly John's bro (ballet partner). In various interviews over the years Jen has mentioned that she loves the ocean, but has a fear of sharks - aptly developed after seeing Jaws as a kid.
I just think John is a hypocrite! For so long he complained how Jessica Simpson brought the press with her...making fun of her. Now it looks like HE will do ANYTHING for the press photo opportunities! Now he is looking like a little goofy boy. I just find it strange how his whole persona has changed. I won't buy any more CD's of his. So stupid...and I realized ALL his songs sound alike. As for Jen...she is pitiful. She is so jealous of Brad and Angelina. Why doesn't she do something for the world like they do? Oh wait! All she has time for is to lay by a pool sticking her bottom up for the world. She is untalented and boring...no wonder Brad left her!
So lemme see: when Jen & John are in a pool hugging, Jen's 'clingy' and 'pathetic.' When Jen & John are on vacation and not attached at the hip, it's because their relationship isn't real. Puhleeze!
And John's a Joke--Brad didn't leave Aniston--he CHEATED on her and SHE filed for divorce! Funny that he MARRIED Jennifer and hasn't bothered to marry the skank. I bet that burns you up doesn't it? All those little bastard children running around and Brad doesn't have the decency to marry their mama!!!
I agree with those of you that say that this isn't a real realtionship. It isn't. I give it four more week,s tops. And I agree with 4:48 p.m.-John and Jen haven't been getting along lately.
I just think these two are too different. They're not at all compatible.
Hey sam,
So lemme see, you're saying that Brad cheated on her but you did not see that Aniston was seen canoodling and making out with Vince Vaugn in the balcony of their hotel even before the divorce was finalised.
Anyway, your idol seems enjoying the pee that she gets everynight from her 'BOY'friend.
You bunch of jealous old hags! Love these two together, and I wish them only the best for long as it lasts! John is a lovable idiot, and I love how he's playing for the paps.
Yes, Brad cheated. You know this and yet you buttkissers continue to pretend that maybe it's just a coincidence that Brad and Jen split up, and that Brad just happened to shack up with Jolie and start procreating right away. They adopted Zahara a few months after Jen filed for divorce. Do you adopt a child with someone you've only been dating for a few months? I think not. And lets not forget that it takes much longer than a few months to adopt a child...unless you're a celebrity in which case your name is bumped to the top of the list and ordinary folks who have been waiting YEARS get to wait just a little while longer.
No, nevermind that...and I guess it is also just unsubstantiated gossip, all the stories about Brad and Angelina behaving inappropriately on set. Hey, what about Angelina's comment 'I have now taken a lover'?! This happened ion 2004, when she and Pitt were filming MAMS. Gee, I wonder who she couldn've been referring to...
>she ignores him unless she is ready for some good >d*icking.
no they aren't a couple, it is a public act in reality, she is what her audience would never allow her to be in reality : alone
isabella : you are well meaning but place too much faith in people who are paid millions to act for you. They hate the paps and the public intrusion. That is why they are acting a relationship. That is why he is dancing. It is all fake to get people off their back.
There were no stories about Brad and Angelina while they were filming Mr & Mrs Smith. Stories insinuating hanky panky on the set came out AFTER they started being a couple. During filming they reportedly weren't even hanging out much. That's why the split was such a shock to some. Even after the Jan split there wasn't much talk about them. They were reports of Brad suggesting he was with someone else or esle going back to Jennifer. Zilch about Pitt and Jolie. Again, the divorce filing "shock. Why is it so hard to believe that Brad respected Jennifer enough to wait until they were separated and decided the marriage was over before moving on? I think they both deserved that and they both gave that to each other. But, of course, perfect strangers on the internet and trashy make-believe tabloids milking these folks for money know better.
The reality is that if there had been cheating on the set there is no way Jennifer wouldn't have learned about it. No way.
As for John Mayer, I wouldn't wish him on anyone. Please, Jen, you can do so much better. I think an older, more mature man - possibly out of the performing end of the business would be a better match.
Hey Eva, it doesn't matter whether they are a couple or not. If you don't think so, it's okay. I'm sure John and do not need your approval. BTW, why are you obsessing about them? You should not be here at all. You should be praying day ang night so Pitt and Jolie do not split cause they are going to split anytime now.
>I'm sure John and do not need your approval.
this is EXACTLY what they want, audience interes to increase their careers which are sliding down : he cant continue to repeat the same Dave Matthews cloned music, there is no sincerity to anything he does. This act with Aniston is done as a bargain to put him in the movies.... She is so out of touch with herself, her future family and her life.... that all she thinks about is ways she can use her career to get revenge at Brad and Angelina because they are having children. That is what all this is about.
it's nice they had a holiday without too much paparazzi intrusion saw them in Hawaii some weeks ago and checked online at the time and there were no pictures of that vacation.
Did you walk through 2004 with your eyes shut? Haha, you must have done if you believe there were no stories of Brangelina as a couple while they were making the movie. Didn't you look at the magazine rack at the store? Every week there were stories about them getting close on the set, there were actual pictures of them walking through the crew and standing around on the set holding hands and getting close. The stories and photos of their on set behaviour were rampant while they were filming the movie, it was crazy I'm surprised you missed it.
There's a blind item that said of A listers going bankcrupt. They have to resort to selling their homes and asking friends for loans. I think its the Brandgelina. They've been spending money like water and now they're selling the NOLA home.
It looks like a fun stay with friends at a beautiful location. Some people have all the luck.
It looks like a stay at the house of a person convicted on March 12, 2008 for child abuse and prostitution charges. Joe Francis was initially charged with 71 separate counts, including racketeering, drug trafficking, and child pornography. Mayer is a publicity whore and his career is going the same way as Vaughns after the contract ends with her. THEY ARE ACTING. THEY ARE FAKING ROMANCE FOR CAMERAS.......JUST LIKE THE MOVIES..... .......idiots
ACTUALLY I WOULD NEVER STAY THERE OR BRING MY CHILDREN THERE.
April 11, 2007 : Joe Francis was indicted by a federal grand jury in Reno, Nevada on two counts of tax evasion[26][27] under 26 U.S.C. § 7201[28]
Francis is charged with filing a fraudulent corporate tax return for a company for which Francis allegedly is the sole shareholder. The United States Department of Justice asserts that Francis claimed over $20 million in false business deduction.
WOW, SOUND LIKE A GREAT HOLIDAY !.............NOT.
Hey BG - when do we get the promised "more photos"? Can't wait to see more.
it’s confirmed : John and Peter Jackson are intimate lovers !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCcaMIcwz30
and JOHN MAYER even wrote new tune that he adapted to an old Dave Matthews song, Dave wasn't using:
HE IS MY WONDERLAND
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ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER
BUT MY NEW YORK TASTES ARE GETTING BLONDER,
I CAN'T ACT THIS ANY LONGER
SO OFF I FLY TO THE WILD BLUE YONDER
oooooo
WITH PETER JACKSON BY MY SIDE,
I’LL DANCE ON A BEACH WITH A GAY MANS PRIDE
ON FRANCIS BEACH I CANNOT HIDE
WITH MY PUDGY LOVE AND THE FOAMING TIDE
oooooooooo
HE IS MY WONDERLAND,
MY DIRECTING HOBBIT AND THE ENDLESS SAND
HE’S MY WONDERLAND,
WATCHING JEN AND HER ENDLESS TAN
KNOWING WE FOOLED ‘EM WITH OUR PLAN
SO I CAN DANCE WITH MY LITTLE HOBBIT MAN
DOUCHIFER is another fake PR relationship, so Jen can capitalize on the latest "cougar" trend who finally got a man, and John can put those Perez-kissing, gay rumors behind him. It's fake!
I want to see the other pictures of the couple too. Come on, cough em up.
>I want to see the other pictures of the couple
They aren't a couple. It's an act. They dont get along really.
Where are the rest of the pictures of this couple Bauer?
>Where are the rest of the pictures of this couple Bauer?
they are only a couple when they know the camera is on them......idiots.............they are getting publicity from your interest in who she is dating
The one thing I'll take with me to my grave, hopefully, is that I've never made a decision based on anything other than my heart...... and my heart said...dude...the money is right..............acting is cool and dammit I'll wear a Borat costume and strut my pimply ass, I'll piss on women, I'll blog reams of drivel, I'll rip off Dave Matythews and recpackage his whole damn thing.......and I will dance on the beach with the man of my dreams.....
Nice looking couple. John rocks those tattoos like a pro and she's got a rocking body.
Poor Jen! She is almost 40 dating a very immature little boy who hangs out with that pervert Joe Francis [2] --------------- I TOTALLY AGREE WITH JEN! GO GIRL! JEN, TAKE CARE! hahahahaha