Oh Vicky (do you mind our new nickname for you?): You are so
damn trendy you have matched your purse with -- not your pleated silk
dress, not your short-sleeved sweater, not even your sunglasses -- you
have selected your red purse specifically to match the soles of your Christian Louboutin heels.
Assuming you have also coordinated your assistant's red pumps and shirt (seen walking behind you) to perfectly accent your (is that a Hermès Birkin?) bag, then we officially anoint the most you neurotic, controlling perfectionist of your family... Even more so than your husband David Beckham, who famously suffers from a raging case of OCD!
Don't think we missed your shameless display of blatant color coordination at Los Angeles International Airport when you landed on Thursday after your jaunt to New York for some red carpet action and a Conde Nast meeting.
Vicky, for the sake of your sanity, take a yoga class and eat a sandwich. Who else but you feels the need to dress up at the airport!?
EXCLUSIVE photography by GABO
Assuming you have also coordinated your assistant's red pumps and shirt (seen walking behind you) to perfectly accent your (is that a Hermès Birkin?) bag, then we officially anoint the most you neurotic, controlling perfectionist of your family... Even more so than your husband David Beckham, who famously suffers from a raging case of OCD!
Don't think we missed your shameless display of blatant color coordination at Los Angeles International Airport when you landed on Thursday after your jaunt to New York for some red carpet action and a Conde Nast meeting.
Vicky, for the sake of your sanity, take a yoga class and eat a sandwich. Who else but you feels the need to dress up at the airport!?
EXCLUSIVE photography by GABO



Haha