Keep in mind, this is being written by someone currently wearing harem pants. Yeah. The drop-crotch kind that made our roommate ask, "Um. Are they supposed to be like that?"
Furthermore, we're not ones to hate on the Tina Turner. She's a big ol' pile of fierceness and we respect that.
But, really? A glittery one-piece with a drop crotch? We dunno...
Tina was present to support Giorgio Armani and actress Claudia Cardinale at the Elysee Palace before they received the prestigious Legion D'Honneur award.
Tina also had some sort of medal pinned to her garb. We assume it is an award for Best Adult-Sized Baby Clothing. Or, perhaps, Best Discreet Mobile Poo Collection Device (you know, like those things they make circus elephants wear).
With that, it's time to go empty our own D.M.P.C.D.
Photos by ELIOT
Furthermore, we're not ones to hate on the Tina Turner. She's a big ol' pile of fierceness and we respect that.
But, really? A glittery one-piece with a drop crotch? We dunno...
Tina was present to support Giorgio Armani and actress Claudia Cardinale at the Elysee Palace before they received the prestigious Legion D'Honneur award.
Tina also had some sort of medal pinned to her garb. We assume it is an award for Best Adult-Sized Baby Clothing. Or, perhaps, Best Discreet Mobile Poo Collection Device (you know, like those things they make circus elephants wear).
With that, it's time to go empty our own D.M.P.C.D.
Photos by ELIOT



I think she looks good in those pants! And they are probably by Giorgio Armani.