Dangit!

This is how Mary-Kate Olsen does the airport in the United States, and this (see attached gallery) is how she does the airport in Milan, Italy.

That's right.  We finally got a good enough look at her and were able to ascertain that she is, in fact, not a unicorn.

Teensy Mary-Kate landed in Milan, Italy yesterday wearing a stylish coat and toting a piece of mystery man candy.  Turns out the majillionaire can push her own luggage cart.  Who woulda' thunk!?












EXCLUSIVE photos by LUCA SGRO

Before her Stick and Sweet concert in Rome, Italy, Madonna and children Lourdes Leon and Rocco Ritchie got a little history lesson in the city.

The family flew by private jet from Germany, then took a car to the Basilica di Santa Croce in Gerusalemme.  There, they explored the Basilica's botanical gardens which are considered mysterious and almost magical.

Then, the family headed in.  Traditionally, women would wear a head covering in the Basilica.  Madonna chose not to observe the tradition, but Lourdes did!  Monks then gave the group a guided tour of the religious paintings and artifacts.  Then, they performed a Gregorian chant.

Good thing Madonna got the trip in before she dedicated "Like a Virgin" to the Pope at that evening's concert!




















EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI

Yesterday, Britney Spears threw a joint birthday party for her toddler sons Sean Preston (born September 14, 2005) and Jayden James (born September 12, 2006).

You can see Britney (green shirt), little sister Jamie Lynn (white shorts and black shirt), and mom/grandma Lynne Spears (red shirt).  Anyone know who the mystery man wearing all white?  Is it brother Brian?

UPDATE: This is the same Beverly Hills Estates mansion where Charlie Sheen recently wed Brooke Mueller!

Sean and Jayden must have had a blast.  There's a bounce house, a sno cone cart, even a monster truck made out of balloons!  Happy Birthday FederSpears offspring!




















Photos by ZFI/DAVE

No frumping on this front.

Yesterday, model-actress-designer-musician-mom Mila Jovovich landed at LAX with her baby daughter Ever Gabo (dad is Paul W.S. Anderson).  Mila let her natural beauty shine through that great big smile.  And, it looks like little Ever is lucky enough to look like mom! 

Remember when we saw Mila and Ever a few months back?  Talk about shedding the preggy pounds!












EXCLUSIVE photos by DAVE/ZFI

Hayden's got a gun
Hayden's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin straight at the sun
What did Rachel Bilson do?
What did she put you through?
-- Lyrics inspired by Aerosmith

Hayden Christensen spends his Friday at Oak Tree Gun Club in southern California. He has a few helpers show him proper technique before firing at the target.

When asked about rumors of an engagement between him and girlfriend Rachel Bilson, Hayden denies them.

UPDATED with photos of Hayden prepping for his role in the upcoming Bone Deep:











Photos by SHINN
EXCLUSIVE video by FRANZ

After attending this little ball of confusion yesterday, Usher decided to kick a microphone stand.

Fear not, it was for a reason.  Usher doesn't just run around kicking things without a cause.  We mean, c'mon.  He's Usher.  Or something...

The singer hopped on stage and did that fancy James Brown mic stand drop/catch with the foot trick while rehearsing for the NFL Opening Kickoff 2008.  The actual performance will take place tonight at NYC's Columbus Circle.

Ah, Usher projected to the proportions of a totalitarian dictator's propaganda imagery.  Just what his ego needs...











Photos by KRIEGER

See how that title was a command and not a suggestion?

Weeeeellllll, yesterday we caught up with Eli Roth as he was making his way through airport security at LAX.  Here are some reasons why we're fans of the actor/writer/producer (and you should be too!):

a) Eli was wearing a Spice Girls hat.  Read: awesome.
b) Eli climbed his own way up the Hollywood ladder (read: no DNA-related rung-skipping).  Plus, he's not afraid to show it.  If you visit his imdb profile, you will see he hasn't erased his early, prestige-less (deal with that word) credits as an assistant and a stand in.
c) Eli is a Bastard.  Read: more awesomeness.  While at the airport, he flashed his in-flight reading material: the script for Quentin Tarantino's upcoming, Brad Pitt-starring Inglorious Bastards.  Eli will join the Nazi-killing cast which also includes Samm Levine, Mike Myers, and B.J. Novak (no David Krumholz and no Simon Pegg as was widely, and wrongly, reported).

We hope you zigazig ah'ed to wherever you were going, Mr. Roth.













EXCLUSIVE photos by MO/MATINGAS

We would.  We'd limerick the sh*t out of her:

Hilary dillary Duff,
we can't get enough of your muff stuff.
She got her nails done at Venus,
went to find Comrie's p____,
five bucks says that she likes it rough.

Sorry guys.  We actually do like Hilary.  We think she's gorgeous.  We were just overcome by the seemingly endless rhyming possibilities provided by her last name combined with the fact that we work IN the internet (read: the Kingdom of Smut).

We never realized this, but it would be fun if Hil someday dated Shia Labeouf... only for the rhyming combo-name they'd garner.












Photos by REVOLUTIONPIX

Ya know, sometimes they just make it so easy.

Cigarette?  Check.
Coffee?  Check.
Armpit stubble?  Check.
Bra?  NIL!


...Jugs?

OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEAH!  Check check-ity check check!

Yesterday, a spikey-pitted Lily Allen took her jugs x 4 on a stroll through London.












EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

Pop stars Rihanna and Chris Brown relax in a hot tub in Ocean City, Maryland. While sipping drinks, Rihanna takes care of Chris' complexion popping a zit for him.

Ew.











EXCLUSIVE  photography by BIG PICTURES

Remember when we spotted Kate Moss, her nips, her look alike daughter Lila Grace, and her look alike mom Linda hopping into a private jet?  Well, we've finally caught up with them again.

The supermodel popped up in Formentera, Spain where she and her family are soaking up the sun.  They were joined on the beach by designer Marc Jacobs (his Halloween costume rendered us a permanent fan) and his boyfriend Lorenzo Martone.

How adorable is it to see some of the biggest names in fashion posing for the lens of a 5-year-old?  So cute!
(Less cute?  The chimney-esque secondhand smoke that kid is all up in.  Sigh...)

No sign of supposed boyfriend Jamie Hince.  But who cares!?  Kate looks happy.  Like, really really happy.  Good for her.






















Photos by KADENA PIX

And we liked it!

This morning, Katie Holmes was spotted leaving a Manhattan office building wearing a baggy pair of men's jeans.  The whole look reminds us of what Posh wore to Disneyland.  (Holla'!  Men's jeans are super comfy, ladies.  Hop on the train with us.)  Love the belt!

Katie looked a little sweaty... and a little thin-bra'ed... and a little, well, we don't want to be too speculative.  After all, sometimes stomach muscles come off as the opposite when poking through clothing.  Or maybe some posture issues are afoot.  But, just in case:

Cherish your time, Suri.  Cherish your time.












Photos by CARLOS VILA/ANDERSON

Remember back "When Guttenberg Attacked?"

Well, today, Steve Guttenberg and his banana were back to their "violent," photog-hating ways.

While on his daily jog through the Upper West Side (be sure to wave to him, NY readers), Steve stopped to chat with a friend and pet her pups.  But then (oooooh then), he spotted our camera.  Apparently, inquiring about the hole in his t-shirt was the last straw.  Steve chucked his browned half-eaten banana at our lens.  Maybe he just needs to run another mile or two... work off that extra energy, ya know?

But, would Steve have the last laugh?  No!

Later in the day, Steve posed for a photo with a fan and a writer.  Once the lady fan had left, Steve and the writer "had some choice words" with each other. 

Would you hit a man in glasses?  If you're Steve Guttenberg, a man in glasses will definitely "hit" you.












EXCLUSIVE photos by DISCIULLO

Oh this kid just makes us happy!  Happy enough, in fact, to deem these photos a case of the ol' Cute Overload.

This morning, Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis prepared to depart from LAX with his lookalike son Everly Bear (born in October 2007).  We especially love the shots that highlight how their hair parts down their foreheads in exactly the same way.  So cute!

Kiedis carried his kid all the way through the airport, giving him loving kisses on the head and whispering to him as they moved through security.

Kiedis has reportedly just recently (as in, within the month) split with Everly's mom, Heather Christie.












EXCLUSIVE photos by MO/MATINGAS

That is, assuming her well is filled with Smartwater.

V-neck-wearing John Mayer played friendly and chatted with photogs as he left his downtown Manhattan apartment today en route to his show in Long Island.

All we're sayin' is, with his lady Jennifer Aniston posing for Smartwater, John better get the stuff for free.  Or maybe, he should get a Smartwater deal of his own.  Can't you just see him strumming a guitar and spilling his feelings for the hydrologic liquid?

Thanks for the shots, Mr. Mayer.












Photos by CARLOS VILA/ANDERSON

Jude Law is a handsome fellow.  And handsome fellows deserve women with clean hair.

Well, ta-frickin'-dah.  The universe delivered.

While we Americans were busy celebrating our independence from his nation, Brit Jude Law may have had a little "celebration" (of the de-celibation sort) of his own.

On the morning of July the 4th, a mystery lady was spotted leaving his London home with her blonde locks all wet (presumably from a recent shower).  The coy lass then made her way to the airport.

Shortly thereafter, Jude himself was spotted assembling a few pieces of luggage and heading for takeoff himself.  Once at the airport, he just happened to run into fellow actor Sean Pertwee.

Anyone know who Jude's sheepish moist-haired ladyfriend is?  Think they shared a flight and, if so, think he let her have the window seat?












EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

Oh cute!  Yesterday, we spotted comedian Chris Rock strolling through the streets of New York with his daughter Lola Simone and professional multi-tasker Guy Oseary.

A) Lola Simone = totally cute name   B) Lola Simone = totally cute kid

Doesn't she just look like a birthday gift with that bow on her head?  Speaking of, Lola will turn six on the 28th, so, Happy Birthday lil lady!

Their walking buddy, Guy Oseary, is the CEO of Maverick Records and manages Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, and Katharine McPhee.  He also produces films, writes books, and manages baseball player Alex Rodriguez.  *exhale*  Way to be a bad a**, Oseary.  $10 says he can also fly.












EXCLUSIVE photos by DISCIULLO