And now, dear readers, we'd like to present you with photos of Penelope Cruz in a bikini.

Why? Because we like you.

But, in all honesty, we probably like Penelope Cruz in a bikini more.

Penelope and her beau, No Country for Old Men baddie Javier Bardem, spent the weekend in Nice, France, and from the looks of things it was quite the romantic getaway.

The lovebirds canoodled extensively on the balcony of their home and lolled around catching rays in their swimsuits.

In the odd moments that the two were wearing clothes, Javier opted for a Rolling Stones T-shirt emblazoned with the classic tongue logo.

Hmm; is Javier really that big of a Stones fan, or was he trying to send a subliminal message to his gal?

From the looks of the spit-swapping going on here, it seems that it worked!

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